crack!art: Require: Pony

This one probably needs some explanation...
A few weeks ago, Stormy made a post about her intention to spend a year writing short stories to complement her series of novels, and used "Taylor adopts a pony" as a joking example of a story topic. My sleep-deprived and over-caffeinated brain thought it would be funny if the pony adopted by the big scary combat agent turned out to be Pinkie Pie — to which Stormy responded "if you draw it, I'll write it."
Well, I totally failed to sleep on Friday night, so I had all these extra hours of wakefulness in which my brain was in no state to let me work on anything serious, so I opened Illustrator, and much silliness ensued.